Whether it's late spring or early summer, winter rules have finally ended and the sun came out.The course was playing hard for some with the average at 31; getting in the second cut was an act of score vandalism. The game itself continues to confuse with a really good shot followed by one which is incomprehensible, even to bystanders (who ought to wear helmets on occasion, but no more talk of shanks). The winner this week with 42 was Martin Short, followed by Jon Foster (another tribe forming), Steve Godfrey, Tom Newnes and Charles Fuller. Soaking up the cost of crisps (albeit with some getting 2s) were scribe-one, biggsy-babe, briar, sherbert, in-the-bog, dusty (up to his old tricks), yellowish, thoroughly-bad-again and someone-needs-a-foster-dad. One or two of the cards were below par with monikers such as sooty and fosberry-flop to go with the best from J.Snell of Ivana Trump. The results will be published a couple of days late next week due to the almost unbelievable sin of going on holiday.
Fixture Results  (17 May 23)
Players Name Playing
Off Of
Points Position Twos Crisps Shots New Crispy
HCap
Martin Short  1 42 1 Cut 5 -4
Jon Foster  0 41 2 Cut 3 -3
Steve Godfrey  1 38 3 Cut 3 -2
Tom Newnes  1 37 4 Cut 2 -1
Charles Fuller  0 37 5 Cut 1 -1
Phil Newnes  2 36 2
Richard Bond  -2 35 Plus 1 -1
Richard Hatcher  0 35 1 0
Steve John  -1 35 -1
John Rainford  0 35 0
Miles Skuse  -2 35 Plus 1 -1
Chris Coxon  0 34 0
Kevin Snell  0 34 0
Roger Wallbutton  0 34 0
Mark Andrews  0 33 1 0
Andy Berry  1 33 1
Bruce Chadwick  0 33 1 0
Neil Cocks  2 33 2
Debs Goodman  0 33 0
Malcolm Lawrence  0 33 0
Oliver Dawson  1 32 1
Paddy Farrell  1 32 1
Richard Maslen  3 32 3
Kevin Pellow  0 32 0
Jeff Andrews  1 31 1
Marc Janes  1 31 1
Andy Smith  0 31 0
Oliver Yarde  0 31 0
Alan Hannigan  1 30 1
Kelvin Oxley  0 30 0
John Snell  0 30 0
Ian Sutcliffe  1 30 1
Wayne Trunks  0 30 0
Paul Godwin  1 29 1
Martin Hogan  -2 29 Plus 1 -1
Mike Steadman  2 29 2
Kieren Chaffer  -2 28 1 Plus 1 -1
Gary Lawrence  1 28 1 1
Jim Nation  1 28 1
Gary Wide  0 28 0
Lewis Woodcock  1 28 1
Robin Herbert  0 28 1 Yes Plus 1 1
Graham Adams  -1 27 1 Yes Plus 1 0
Simon Foster  0 27 Yes Plus 1 1
Roy Miller  1 27 Yes Plus 1 2
Paul Thorogood  2 27 Yes Plus 1 3
Tony Biggs  1 26 Yes Plus 1 2
Ryan Marsh  -1 25 Yes Plus 1 0
Richard Harman  0 23 1 Yes Plus 1 1
Mike Saffin  1 21 Yes Plus 1 2
Dan Brierley  0 15 Yes Plus 1 1