The weather was fine and the course playing incredibly easily since the average score was 33 - Crispies with 39 points didn't get into the winners' enclosure! As no one has sent me any titbits to embarrass or praise, I can boast that the editor is now a Superb 70 Champion (along with the Professor, his partner) and therefore missed the fun at home. Winner this week with 41 points was Alan Hannigan (cut all over the place), Peter Horton, The Quiet One and Malcolm Lawrence. In the unfortunates' bin were Thrown-out-of-the-nest, failed-agent, marked-off, golf-god-forsaken, defrocked and webfeet. El Presidente has decreed that normality will start to return next week, nearly. Cards should be put into the traditional pint mug by the bar. Money will continue to be collected electronically as before since few people now carry real change anymore.