| Grey and dry initially with rain later - another gloomy forecast made true! The grass was green and very lush off-piste but the greens were very good and bode well if the weather warms up. 67 crispies braved the conditions with mixed results and a multitude of 2s. Winner was Steve Godrey with 44 (cut 6) followed by Alan Hannigan (holed with his second ball at the 7th for a par - witnessed by Will Newnes with a squeal), Charles Fuller (tutus), Ben Graddon, James Brice and Craig Welsher. There were an avalanche of losers: spy with learner plates, crocked, badloss, el presidente (h/c building?), in-the-wc, TE (who lost the will to live), oiled, reigned-on, spiderman, blue, debutant, crisped, young-pro. It is to be noted that some crispies seem to be taking their work onto the course with some quite intense telephone conversations noted. Guys, this is supposed to be part of the life balance bit, so enjoy it whilst you can. |
| Fixture Results (01 May 24) | |||||||
| Players Name | Playing Off Of |
Points | Position | Twos | Crisps | Shots | New Crispy HCap |
 Steve Godfrey |
1 | 44 | 1 | Cut 6 | -5 | ||
| Alan Hannigan |
0 | 41 | 2 | 1 | Cut 3 | -3 | |
| Charles Fuller |
0 | 39 | 3 | 2 | Cut 2 | -2 | |
| Ben Graddon |
0 | 39 | 4 | Cut 2 | -2 | ||
| James Brice |
1 | 39 | 5 | Cut 3 | -2 | ||
| Craig Welsher |
0 | 39 | 6 | Cut 2 | -2 | ||
| Dan Brierley |
1 | 38 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Miles Skuse |
0 | 38 | Plus 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Coomber |
0 | 37 | 1 | 0 | |||
| Richard Hatcher |
-1 | 37 | 1 | Plus 1 | 0 | ||
| Kevin Pellow |
1 | 36 | 1 | ||||
| Max Pike |
0 | 36 | 0 | ||||
| Ian Sutcliffe |
1 | 36 | 1 | ||||
| David Pring |
-2 | 35 | 1 | Plus 1 | -1 | ||
| Rob Contreras |
1 | 34 | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Rhodes |
0 | 34 | 0 | ||||
| Martin Short |
0 | 34 | 0 | ||||
| Paul Thorogood |
0 | 34 | 0 | ||||
| Gav Whitworth |
0 | 34 | 1 | 0 | |||
| Graham Adams |
0 | 33 | 0 | ||||
| Mark Andrews |
1 | 33 | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Andrews |
-1 | 33 | Plus 1 | 0 | |||
| Michael Bird |
0 | 33 | 0 | ||||
| Ben Childs |
0 | 33 | 0 | ||||
| Frank Kirkham |
0 | 33 | 0 | ||||
| Mike Steadman |
1 | 33 | 1 | ||||
| Kobe Adams |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Tony Biggs |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Bruce Chadwick |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Paddy Farrell |
-3 | 32 | Plus 1 | -2 | |||
| Gary Kayser |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Richard Maslen |
1 | 32 | 1 | ||||
| Ken Reid |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Kevin Snell |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Brian Trickey |
0 | 32 | 0 | ||||
| Jeff Dyke |
0 | 31 | 0 | ||||
| Curtis Edwards |
0 | 31 | 1 | 0 | |||
| Chris Hole |
0 | 31 | 0 | ||||
| Stuart Ling |
0 | 31 | 0 | ||||
| Kelvin Oxley |
0 | 31 | 0 | ||||
| John Snell |
0 | 31 | 0 | ||||
| Roger Wallbutton |
1 | 31 | 1 | ||||
| Lewis Burgess |
1 | 30 | 1 | ||||
| Jonathan Denton |
0 | 30 | 0 | ||||
| Jon Foster |
0 | 30 | 0 | ||||
| David Parker |
0 | 30 | 0 | ||||
| Alan Shire |
-2 | 30 | Plus 1 | -1 | |||
| Andy Smith |
-1 | 30 | 1 | Plus 1 | 0 | ||
| Andy Thomas |
1 | 30 | 1 | ||||
| Andy Berry |
0 | 29 | 0 | ||||
| Dave Chesney |
0 | 29 | 1 | 0 | |||
| Roy Miller |
0 | 29 | 1 | 0 | |||
| Will Newnes |
-1 | 29 | Plus 1 | 0 | |||
| Debs Goodman |
0 | 29 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Johnnie Oliver |
1 | 29 | Yes | Plus 1 | 2 | ||
| Richard Bond |
2 | 28 | Yes | Plus 1 | 3 | ||
| Neil Cocks |
0 | 28 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Paul Godwin |
0 | 28 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve John |
0 | 28 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Malcolm Lawrence |
0 | 28 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Ali Williams |
0 | 28 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Nation |
1 | 27 | 1 | Yes | Plus 1 | 2 | |
| John Rainford |
1 | 27 | Yes | Plus 1 | 2 | ||
| Steve Walker |
0 | 27 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||
| Jon Webster |
1 | 27 | Yes | Plus 1 | 2 | ||
| Phil Newnes |
1 | 26 | Yes | Plus 1 | 2 | ||
| Oliver Yarde |
0 | 26 | Yes | Plus 1 | 1 | ||